Dancing With the Stars returns to television on September 20. This will be their 11th season, and they're really stretching the term "Stars." Here's the list. (Thanks, USA Today!) The comments that follow are mine.
Singer Michael Bolton, 57 - zzzzz hope his dancing is more exciting than his catalog of music.
Actress/singer Brandy, 31 - I hope her dancing is better than her driving skills.
Actress/comedian Margaret Cho, 41 - OK, I like Margaret Cho. She should be fun to watch.
Actor/retired L.A. Laker Rick Fox, 41 - Sports person. Sorry...don't know him.
Actress Jennifer Grey, 50 - Baby is 50? How old is her nose?
Actor/singer David Hasselhoff, 58 - His professional partner can motivate him with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a cheeseburger.
Actress Florence Henderson, 76 - Mrs. Brady! Aww...she's the senior in this season's cast. Hope she sticks around for a while.
Actor Kyle Massey, 19 - No clue.
Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah Palin, 19 - Seriously? HELLO...in what realm is she a STAR???
Reality TV's Audrina Patridge, 25 - No clue.
Reality TV's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, 27 - Wow...he's 27. I would have thought he was in his early 20's. I hope he and Bristol hit it off. If you know what I mean. ;-)
Retired NFL quarterback Kurt Warner, 38 - quarterback...that's football. Still no clue who he is though.
Not a very exciting cast. I'll watch though. I always do. Will you?
2 comments:
I'll watch. Not sure I'll like it. Have we reached the bottom of the barrel yet?
I'm answering after second show and the Hoff is already gone.He sort of had that 1950s show biz hustle look that horribly dated him. Sometimes "teeth and tits" just doesn't make up for lack of talent.
I like our new senior and just missed her for the premiere of her and Betty White Friday night in a sit com
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